I bet you are ready for that creepy dream post to be pushed off the top slot. I might be the only one who likes that story. My dad wasn't entirely sure it was a dream I was describing, which is illogical and therefore very unlike him. I took it as a compliment.
Unfortunately these days continue to be filled with stories no one wants to hear. Stories of roommates and finances and fences and students and Slacks going missing and being found. These days are mine alone, simply because they are too unremarkable to share.