This woman. She raises an eyebrow when making an observation. She is slowly cutting one side of her hair in a manner and speed that makes it so you can't tell. She does Pilates. She makes an amazing wheat free chocolate cake and takes dinner parties as seriously as we do. She speaks with an accent. Her hair is red. She likes high-waisted pants with gathers and a really long crotch- high waisted and low crotched! Her feet are small. And she is a very very smart writer and I think you want to read her blog http://midgeblogs.wordpress.com/ because it makes me cry I laugh so hard.